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"It was announced today they're coming out with an official Inauguration Day DVD. Listen to this, it's going to contain a lot of extras, including the John Roberts blooper reel." --Jay Leno

"President Barack Obama signed an executive order calling for the closure of Guantanamo Bay - within a year. Actually, you know how he can close it faster? Make it a bank." --Jay Leno

"He's really getting tough. Yesterday, President Obama issued an executive order banning gifts from lobbyists, any gifts to anyone serving in his administration. In fact, today they removed the gas pump that Exxon installed in Dick Cheney's office." --Jay Leno

"Of course, the media frenzy over Barack Obama is just getting bigger and bigger. It is really contagious. In fact, now that Barack Obama's president, Michael Jackson said he's thinking about being black again." --Jay Leno

"And while Barack Obama was in the inaugural parade the other day, he was wearing what the Secret Service called a bullet-resistant suit. Did you see that? The suit was made out of what they call 'bullet resistant material.' You know, the man's the president. Spend a couple of bucks, go the extra yard, get the bullet PROOF suit." --Jay Leno

"On President Bush's flight back to Texas on Tuesday, they showed a video of his accomplishments. So, apparently he didn't fly over New Orleans." --Jay Leno

"Caroline Kennedy, who was hoping to fill in Hillary Clinton's vacant Senate seat, has now taken her name out of contention. The New York Times reports she dropped out because of tax issues. The good news, she's still eligible to be treasury secretary." --Jay Leno

"President Obama signed the order to close the prison at Guantanamo Bay. In the spirit of ending torture, Obama also ended the New Kids on the Block tour." --Conan O'Brien

"President Obama's chief of staff has ordered federal agencies to freeze funding on a lot of projects that President Bush tried to push through in his final days. So, for now, the National Scooby-Doo Museum remains a distant dream." --Conan O'Brien