Tuesday, February 17, 2009

finally, a slavery theme park - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Together at last: a slavery theme park and blackjack.

Share the excitement! It's all there for you to experience: the cotton fields, the whippings, and all your favorite 19th century human rights abuses, plus a casino, a championship golf course and a Jackson Five museum! I have not made up one word of that. But I'm fixin' to start.

Best of all, after you are in, the park can sell your ticket to someone else, and give the other guy your wife and kids!

Oh, it sounds bad, but your consolation prize is a round of golf with former Tucson Open champion Dow Finsterwald. That, of course, is the same thing that happened to real slaves, except that Dow had more game back then.

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