Fired Up - The Filthy Critic

Fired Up, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

"In Fired Up, two macho high school jocks (Nicholas D'Agosto - 28 years old, and Eric Christian Olsen - 32 years old) decide they've had all the sex they're gonna get with the cute girls at their own school. They skip summer football training for cheerleader camp. They've never cheered before and have no interest in it, but they figure there will be loads of hot chicks itching to get the old Turducken treatment. The plan is to have loads of sex and then ditch the camp and all the girls.

Of course, these two cads get to camp and one falls in love with the only girl who doesn't fall for their shit. Falling for her changes him into a better person, but she discovers he came to camp just to get laid. When she learns his ulterior motives, she gets mad and sad, and he has to explain that, yes, he came to get laid, but he has changed and he'll prove it by cheering. Both guys discover they care about cheering and want their squad to win, after all. They will put in the hard work, and give the pep talks to make it happen. All the while, ladies' tops should fall off, but don't.

Fired Up is way worse than a shitty movie. All of the above happens, except the nudity. It's like non-alcohol beer, or like the raunchy teen sex comedy as rewritten by the people behind High School Musical or one of those super crappy Christian-themed movies like Fireproof."