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America's Manliest Cities

Kinky Friedman is always warning Texans about the state's "wussification," and this confirms it. There is not a Texas entry in the nation's 33 manliest cities. Texas is not just losing to rugged-ass, manly places like Oklahoma City, Pittsburgh and Milwaukee. It's losing to Salt Lake City - and even to fuckin' Orlando. Oh, the shame.

On the other hand, we didn't get shamed as much as New York, which turned out to be less manly than San Francisco. Ouch!