Going once: Pub landlady who let Camilla use the loo plans to auction the seat for charity | Mail Online

The Duchess of Cornhole? Loo owner to auction off the toilet seat where Camilla took a shit

"I've never sat on a public toilet, but after she left I went in there and said: 'My derriere has been touched by royalty.'

We don't really have royalty here in the States. We only have the Kennedys, but they did their best to act royal by touching more than their share of ladies' derrieres.