Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

Late Night Political Jokes Updated

"President Obama on Thursday night hosted what may have been the first Passover Seder in the White House, and in a sign of the president's popularity, Elijah showed up." --Seth Meyers

"A new comics being published this summer called Barack the Barbarian, featuring the pres in a loincloth. Also featuring the pres in a loincloth, Chris Matthews' daydreams." --Seth Meyers

"The president cannot debase himself and our country by bowing in front of the Saudi King. You are supposed to hold his hand, kiss his cheek, and reorient our entire foreign policy of the last 20 years around securing his oil deposits! As for you, King Abdullah: looking good, keep that gas under two bucks a gallon and you can turn the Lincoln Memorial into a camel stall." --Stephen Colbert