Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

Late Night Political Jokes Updated Daily

"They say this swine flu is pretty rough, if you happen to get it. In fact, on the news today, I heard a commentator say, 'You wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy.' People always say that about something that's really bad. But are you all hoping that Osama bin Laden or Bernard Madoff doesn't get this?" --Jay Leno

"Well, another pilot has been taken off a plane for being drunk. This time it was an Air Canada pilot who was about to fly from London to Calgary. They took him off the plane before he could do something really stupid, you know, like flying low over Manhattan." --Jay Leno

(Or ... like leaving London to go to Calgary. That would drive anyone to drink.)

"President Obama, if you take a look at it, has accomplished quite a lot in his first 100 days. By way of comparison, take a look at George W. Bush's first 100 days in office - this is in his memoir - Bush spent 100 days in the Oval Office looking for the corner." --David Letterman

"They traced the origin of the new strain of swine flu back to one little piggy who went to market when he should have stayed home." --Jimmy Kimmel