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Diners head to Calexico to see Virgin Mary on griddle

She's the patron saint of a warm, nutritious, albeit somewhat greasy breakfast, and sworn enemy of Satan, the Father of Fries.

You probably remember that prayer: "Hail Mary, full of grease."

And while you're worshipping, why not try a tasty BVM BLT?

Among the pilgrims were some masked Mexican wrestlers (pictured worshipping, with their masks on). 'This is amazing. It's a true miracle,' said Mr. Tempest.

Ever since Mil Mascaras retired, Mr Tempest is recognized by Holy Mother Church as the supreme authority and final judge of legitimate miracles.

The big advantage of being a Mexican wrestler with a face mask? Extra protection against Swine Flu!

"... the griddle with the image has been retired from service in the kitchen and put on display in a storage room."