Gawker - Kanye West Doesn't Read, Only Co-Writes Crap Books - Kanye West

"Kanye West claims he's a 'proud non-reader,' though he's co-written a book of 'Kanye-isms' that he thinks you should totally read. It's 52 pages long, some of which are completely blank!"

Hey, even James Joyce had to start somewhere. Come to think of it, Kanye's book probably makes a lot more sense than Finnegans Wake, and the reader only has to invest about a minute reading it.