How Neanderthals met a grisly fate: devoured by humans | Science | The Observer

"One of science's most puzzling mysteries - the disappearance of the Neanderthals - may have been solved. Modern humans ate them."

Hey, that's what they get for being so darned delicious! They were one of the most popular entrees during the early years of my family's Politically Incorrect Restaurant. Our patrons would always joke, "Tastes just like manatee."

Our records show that they were especially good with a light dijon sauce and a Beaujolais.