Kate Moss will write novels when modelling work ends | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

Solzhenitsyn and Faulkner, squeeze over a bit: "Kate Moss will write novels when modelling work ends"

She is down to her final selection for topics. It could be the story of the Hungarian Revolution, as seen through the eyes of a sensitive 12-year-old boy who is eventually crushed by a Russian tank in Budapest. Or it could be the story of a dim-witted cocaine-loving model who sucks a lot of rock star dicks. She just can't decide.