Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

"Hey, have you all started making your summer vacation plans? I'm not sure what to do this year. I'm stuck between a Somali cruise or a trip to a Mexican pig farm." --Jay Leno

"Seventy-nine-year-old Arlen Specter is now switching to the Democratic Party, which is a big loss for Republicans. You know, when they lose that young blood, it hurts." --Jay Leno

"The economy is so bad that today, the White House flew a Southwest plane over the Statue of Liberty." --Jay Leno

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Arlen Specter Switched Parties (examples):

• Heard the Democratic lounge's vending machine had Nutrageous bars.
  
• GOP wouldn't give him the day off to attend Heidi and Spencer's wedding.