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"You all have a happy Mother's Day? I thought this was nice. John Edwards told his wife, 'Of all the women I have children with, I'm going to spend today with you.'" --Jay Leno

"The Post Office announced that the price of a stamp is going up to 44 cents. This is getting out of control. Yeah. If there were just some other way to send written messages that were free and a million times faster. If you guys think of something, e-mail me." --Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama did a great job delivering jokes at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. In fact, NBC is trying to sign him now for the 9 p.m. slot." --Jay Leno

If you actually watched President Obama's performance, you have to call "shenanigans" on the coverage. For years President Bush, who for all his many faults is very good with a punch line, delivered outstanding stand-up at that dinner, and the general press reaction was to excoriate him for joking while the world was collapsing around him. Meanwhile, Obama delivered a few weak lines awkwardly while yukking out loud nervously at his own jokes, and everybody is talking about how he's the new Mark Twain. Give me a break. The Family Circus is funnier than that monologue.