Late Night Political Jokes Updated
"The Somali pirate on trial in Manhattan was indicted on 10 charges of piracy yesterday. His bail was set at 100 doubloons." --Jimmy Fallon
"Hey, President Obama has found a way to quickly close Guantanamo Bay. He's going to turn it into a Pontiac dealership." --Jay Leno
"The economy is so bad, Bill Maher is going to church just for the free bread and wine." --Jay Leno
"In my home state, Massachusetts, 73 percent of the people who take the state elementary school teacher licensing test fail the math part. That's almost half." --Jay Leno
"And according to a Rasmussen poll, when asked if English should be America's official language, 85 percent of the people said, 'Si.'" --Jay Leno
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