“We are here to say that we are on to your games, porkers, and while you have sickened more than a few dozen people, we will fight you to the death and eat you in victory,” Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky said in a written statement addressed to “Failed Pig Overlords.”“It is clear that the pigs are seeking revenge for centuries of satiating humans with their delicious meat, succulent innards, and general finger-lickin’ good suckling roasted piglets”
Sunday, May 03, 2009
REPUBLICANS UNCOVER SWINE FLU CONSPIRACY | Weekly World News
REPUBLICANS UNCOVER SWINE FLU CONSPIRACY | Weekly World News
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