"Last Friday Star said Portman and Penn were still together, even though he’s 21 years older than she is (48, 27) and a joyless mumbling prick."This is shocking! Sean Penn is only 48?
Y'know, I've never really cared for Spicoli, but if that prune-faced, wild-eyed, crazy-hair, elderly mofo can finesse Natalie Portman into the sack, I see him in a new light. In fact, I may go to his Ashram and study his teachings.
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