Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Vindictive Movie Studio Threatens To Make 'Coyote Ugly' Sequel | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Vindictive Movie Studio Threatens To Make "Coyote Ugly" Sequel
" ... if the nation doesn't continue to blindly accept all products distributed by the entertainment industry, he'll produce a sequel to the film that 'makes the first Coyote Ugly look like On The fucking Waterfront.'

"Just try us," Zaiff continued. "I swear to God, I will personally dig up Stanley Kubrick's rotting corpse and attach him to this project myself if I have to."

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