Britney needs to rethink this - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"Presumably the number one rule when it comes to choosing an opening act for your concert would be to never chose someone better than you."

"Whether Ciara can sing or not is irrelevant because this is what she wearing to open for Britney in London this week. Brit needs to kill this quick before people figure out she’s not so great. She should get a ventriloquist to open, or one of those people who paint themselves with glitter paint and stand like a statue."

If I ever get a show, I'm hiring a mime to open for me. One of those really obnoxious ones who goes into the audience, sits next to someone, and copies all their mannerisms. After about a half-hour of that, the audience will think I'm a combination of Oscar Wilde and Richard Prior.