"Chicago White Sox front office spokesman Scott Reifert announced today that fans attending a July 11 twin bill versus the Minnesota Twins at US Cellular Field will receive a free commemorative mini-bat, unlimited ten cent Budweiser, and up to $800 Billion in federal bailout money. Billed as 'Recession Demolition Night,' Reifert said the giveaway promises to be the 'biggest fan attraction since 1979.'"
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