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"This Ahmadinejad guy, during all those protests, keeping a very low profile in Iran. His staff said he was hiking." --David Letterman

"President Obama was so upset about the Iranian crackdown that he told the Iranian diplomats that they would not be invited to the Fourth of July party. And I said, well, by God, that will teach them right there." --David Letterman

"And it's a darn shame because Ahmadinejad makes wonderful potato salad." --David Letterman

"The governor of South Carolina, yesterday, his name is Mark Sanford, he had been missing for four days. He admitted he was visiting his mistress in Argentina, which I think is outrageous. How dare this man, a married man, in this economy, outsource to a foreign country when there are plenty of slutty women living right here in the United States." --Jimmy Kimmel

David Letterman's Top Ten Surprising Facts About Governor Mark Sanford

• Becoming disgraced governor ruined his dream of becoming disgraced President.
  
• Hoping scandal will get him out of attending in-laws' Fourth of July cookout.
  
• Was sick and tired of Eliot Spitzer holding title "Love Gov."
  
• Often gets fan mail intended for Redd Foxx.
  
• Entered politics because he enjoyed polling