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New Terminator Movie Brings J.D. Salinger Out Of Hiding

The reclusive author broke his long silence in this interview with a local TV reporter:

"I believe that a writer's privacy is among his most precious possessions, in that personal information about him distracts readers from what is most important: the work itself. But on the other hand, the new revival of the Terminator franchise is just way too awesome for me to remain quiet any longer. Hello? Time-travel paradoxes? Freaking amazing! How sweet was it when that giant robot hand reached in through the roof and grabbed that old lady? Or when those motorcycle terminators detached from its legs and started speeding toward the escaping resistance fighters? Holy crap, was that fucking cool or what?"