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Today is International Whores Day

And also, probably coincidentally, Marvin Hammlisch's 65th birthday.

I'm going to wait and celebrate Whores Day next year, when it happens to fall on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

By the way, I wasn't kidding about Hammlisch. Marvin Frederick Hamlisch (born June 2, 1944) is one of only two people to have been awarded an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, a Tony, and a Pulitzer Prize. (The other is Richard Rodgers.)

Today is also the 65th birthday of the worst would-be quarterback in history, Garo "I keek a touchdown" Ypremian. Garo couldn't throw the ball, but he could "keek" it pretty damned good, and was a key component in the Dolphin's famous 17-0 season.

Sigh. Two famous war babies join the ranks of the senior citizens. Memento mori.