8 Things 'The Lost Boys' Could Teach 'Twilight' Vampires

8 Things The Lost Boys Could Teach Twilight Vampires | Cracked.com

"Like many supernatural creatures, vampires have special powers they can use to alter your perceptions in interesting ways. If you ever end up at a vampire rager, they might trick you into doing a beer bong that's actually filled with whiskey. But then, when the whiskey actually gets to your mouth, it might turn out to be beer after all. They just made you think it was whiskey.

Or if you go to the movies with some vampires, they might be like, "Hey, let's go see that new RomCom. All us vampires love RomComs," and then when you buy the tickets they'll be like, "Why'd you buy tickets to a RomCom?" Then you'll be like, "I thought you guys said you're all really into RomComs!" and they'll be like, "Pfff... dude, we're vampires. You think vampires are into RomComs? Whatever, man. Just go get us some popcorn." Then when you get back with the popcorn they won't even eat any, or they'll say they only like their popcorn when it has blood on it or whatever.

I guess what I'm trying to say is vampires are assholes."