Thursday, July 02, 2009

iowahawk: Virgin-Americans Vow Fight Against Cap-and-Trade's Blood Sacrifice Amendment

iowahawk: "The President's landmark 'Cap and Trade' bill faces mounting opposition from a myriad of interest groups angered by its controversial ritual virgin sacrifice provision."


"We are asking our members to send a strong message to Washington that this bill is wrong for America's energy future, and wrong for the virgin community," said Bret 'Aslan' Crawford, a spokesman for the Action Figure Collectors of America. "Power virgins, activate!"

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