Other Crap

Video: A Texas man notices that the bird crap on his truck resembles the Virgin Mary. Visitors from all over come to see it.

Holy crap. I didn't use an exclamation point after those two words because it's not an exclamation. It is literally holy crap. Now that is OTHER crap. If Rudolph Otto could still be with us, he might call it "wholly other" crap, perhaps a reflection of the Alfred E. Numinous.

Yawn. Another miraculous shape appears. Call me when the Magi arrive, presumably with miraculous bird crap on their camels. I wonder if you can use myrrh to clean bird crap. More to the point, would it be a sin to clean up sacred bird crap?

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