SHIRLEY JONES: I WON'T SHOW MORE, PLAYBOY!- New York Post

Hef tells Mama Partridge: no Playboy unless you're willing to show the goods for real.

Hey - I thought Hef liked younger women. I guess "younger than him" is not young enough.

But I agree with him. She needs to whip out that old, withered, dusty pooter - or it's "no deal.".