Wikipedia page of the day: Human-goat sexual intercourse

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The article includes a reproduction of one of mankind's most transcendant and uplifting artistic treasures: Avril's enduring romantic representation of "Ancient Greek sodomizing a goat." Coincidentally, that is also the picture over my bed.

Perhaps not coincidentally, there are no women in my bed.

That may not be cause-and-effect, though. I think most chicks are turned off by the bubbling acid pit where I throw the dead drifters.