In Move to Appease Critics, Obama Promises to Extend Health Care Coverage to Morons - Borowitz Report

In Move to Appease Critics, Obama Promises to Extend Health Care Coverage to Morons

"But critics of the President's new plan worry that extending coverage to every American who is a few bricks shy of a load could triple the size of the nation's deficit. 'The sheer number of lamebrains in the U.S. is much greater than the Administration estimates,' says Davis Logsdon, who studies the demography of idiots at the University of Minnesota. 'Just look at Glenn Beck's ratings.'"