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iowahawk applies to be the official Federal humor instructor (see link below)

Breakdown of cost:

• $4,000,000,000.00 Salaries and consultant fees
  
• $8,500,00 Travel, Entertainment, Lodging First class
  
• $899.95 Computers / IT
  
• $4,925.94 Other (specify: tequila, confetti, sombrero, guns, clown and donkey costumes)
  

Other notes on bid pricing (quantity discounts, etc.): If any competitor comes in lower we will beat that price by $20.