Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

"There was a minor earthquake in South Carolina. As a matter of fact, Governor Sanford, because of the minor earthquake, was actually knocked on to his wife." --David Letterman

"Jenna Bush -- talk about a great gig -- is going to be on the 'Today' show. They say Jenna will contribute about once a month. It's the same schedule her old man had." --David Letterman

"Barack Obama and his family took a vacation on Martha's vineyard and they're back. And the President now has asked all of the major networks for some air time tomorrow night to show his vacation photos." --David Letterman

"Did you see the picture of Barack Obama out bicycling with the kids? He's not wearing a helmet. I believe the President is the most prominent Democrat to go without protection since John Edwards." --David Letterman

"In a new interview, Dick Cheney says former President Bush ignored his advice to take military action against Iran's nuclear program. That's true. Bush also ignored Cheney's advice to attack Switzerland and Antarctica." --Conan O'Brien

"In Afghanistan, a presidential candidate named Abdullah Abdullah says there has been election fraud, and that he deserves to be president. Abdullah Abdullah said, 'They're going to hear from my lawyer, Shapiro Shapiro.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Big announcement at NBC. George Bush's daughter, Jenna, was just hired as a correspondent on the 'Today' show. The show said they wanted someone who would make Kathie Lee look sober." --Jimmy Fallon

David Letterman's Top Ten Ways To Irritate Dick Cheney

• 7.Leave the lights on in the dungeon -- "You think I'm made of money?!?!"
  
• 5.Call him "Ricky"
  
• 3.Replace Lipitor with refreshing Mentos
  
• 1.Irritate Cheney? No, he's a pretty laid back dude