Perez Hilton Tallulah PHOTO Sparks Demi Moore Feud | Bitten and Bound

It's Perez Hilton vs Demi Moore in a rare all-heel battle

What a Wrestlemania event! McMahon needs to get his ass on this. In Demi's corner, her valet Ashton. In Perez's corner, Lady Gaga. It starts out with Demi kicking his ass, but Perez gets to the mic and talks tearfully about how it's never right to hit anyone.

Although I would rather see it settled in the same way I want all celebrity feuds to end - Thunderdome! Let Ashton stand in for Demi. Think about the ratings. Would you watch if there was an absolute guarantee that either Ashton or Perez would die? That might get a 100% rating.