Late Night Political Jokes Updated
"How awful is this? Police arrested a 30-year-old, Bountiful, Utah, man for fondling the nurse who was helping to deliver his baby. Move over John Edwards. We have a new nominee for husband of the year." --Jay Leno
"Yesterday morning, Pope Benedict named five new saints to the Catholic Church, though some are questioning whether Obama really deserved it." --Jimmy Fallon
"Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich will make an appearance on Donald Trump's 'Celebrity Apprentice.' It's part of Trump's plan to make his own hair look normal." --Jimmy Fallon
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