Thursday, October 08, 2009

LETTERMAN $300 MILLION DIVORCE - Celebrity News | Gossip - National Enquirer

"The kinky late-night host maintained a fully equipped love nest, likes to play 'dress up' - and even had a girlfriend parade around with a set of pom-poms pretending to be a cheerleader"


The strange thing is that The Enquirer seems to think these are negative things. I view them as spiritual enlightenment. Now that Dalton is dead, I need a guru, and Dave seems to be my man. I want to travel to his ashram (assram?) and learn at his white-socked feet.

Oh, please, let it be Megan Fox in the cheerleader outfit, and let there be hidden cameras!

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