Saturday, December 26, 2009

iowahawk: I'll Never Wear Pants Again

iowahawk gets a jumpsuit for Christmas

"Control yourself, gals! I've already got a common law wife. But you can have the next best thing: get that special fella in your life a spiffy jumpsuit. Your man will learn the one-piece secret I now share with Jack Lalanne, Super Dave Osborne, Jesus Quintana, Devo, and thousands of dancing Filipino prison inmates and evil henchmen: nothing stops a man in a jumpsuit."

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