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"According to the CIA, Osama bin Laden has been sneaking into Afghanistan from Pakistan and as a matter of fact, he lost $125 million in the Afghani casino." David Letterman

"You know how I warmed up today? I stayed inside and watched the coverage of the global warming conference." Jay Leno

"A California congressman named Joe Baca has announced he's no longer pursuing legislation that would have given Tiger Woods the Congressional Gold Medal. He released a statement saying, 'In light of the fact that Tiger has comported himself in a manner utterly lacking in character, dignity, and ethical integrity, I am withdrawing Tiger Woods from consideration for the Congressional Gold Medal and instead I'm recommending that he run for Congress.'" Jimmy Kimmel