Richard Wright: Turner Prize 2009 winner - Telegraph

No! There must be some mistake: Richard Wright, an actual talented artist, wins the Turner Prize

The prize normally goes to an empty frame or some rotting fruit or a steaming pile of horse manure. And by the latter I don't mean something figurative like Sean Penn or Donald Trump, but an actual steaming pile of horse manure.

I don't want to alarm you, but the Turner Prize being won by a deserving artist could be a sign of the end times. Keep checking for corroborating evidence. If the Palme d'Or at the next Cannes Festival is won by a worthwhile film, you better start looking at that 2012 Mayan calendar.

By the way, there's still plenty of time between now and Christmas to order the Mayan Swimsuit Calendar.