The good news: he's been spending his private time working on his relationship.The bad news: it's his relationship with Rachel Uchitel.
"It's been reported that a divorce could cost Tiger somewhere around 300 million dollars, so this Rachel chick better be a lunatic in bed. And I don't just mean ATM and swallowing and three-ways with teen runaways they picked up at the strip club and who let you film it. I mean her vagina better be lined with studded velvet and vibrate when you're inside it, and then when she comes gold coins fall out of her."
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