Friday, December 11, 2009

Wife's quit call to Tiger Woods | The Sun |News

Wife to Tiger: "It's golf ... or me"

Yeah, right. He'll take that deal. Hell, even I wouldn't give up golf to keep a beautiful young Swedish chick. And I'm an ugly old fart with an 18 handicap.

OK, I lied. I'd give up golf in that case, but only if I can still fuck the porn stars and hat-check girls.

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