Other Crap

The question which has plagued mankind since time immemorial... Which is the best Artificial Vagina - Colorado style or Missouri style?

My money is on Colorado, but don't take my advice. I still haven't figured out the clam chowder showdown. I don't even know whether the red one is supposed to be from Maryland or Manhattan.

And I know even less about vaginas than I know about chowder. And believe me, I can subpoena several women who will corroborate that claim.