john travolta has solved the haiti crisis - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Good news: "John Travolta has solved the Haiti crisis"

"John Travolta has flown aid supplies to Haiti in his own Boeing 707 to bolster disaster relief efforts of his Scientology group. Dressed in yellow T-shirts, they use a process called ‘assist’ in which the power of touch is said to reconnect nervous systems shaken by trauma. The group, which critics say is a cult doing little more than glorified massage, has received a mixed reaction to the light ‘touching’, through clothing and bandages, of fractures and infection."