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Late Night Political Jokes Updated

"My name is Conan O'Brien, and I may soon be available for children's parties." Conan O'Brien

"Guess whose birthday it is today. Rush Limbaugh is 59 years old. Also, celebrity birthday, Kirstie Alley is 59 years old today, too. This explains the nationwide cake shortage." David Letterman

David Letterman's Top Ten Highlights of Sarah Palin's First Day At FOX News:

• Got confused -- thought she signed with QVC.
  
• Released a statement saying she won't follow Leno.
  
• Actually found a place with more white people than Alaska.