Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

Late Night Political Jokes Updated

"I'm Conan O'Brien and I've been practicing the phrase, 'Who ordered the mochaccino grande?'" Conan O'Brien

"Hosting 'The Tonight Show' has been the fulfillment of a lifelong dream to me. And I want to say to the kids out there watching, you can do anything you want in life unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too." Conan O'Brien

"Conan O'Brien said yesterday, I'm not doing the tonight show at 12:05. ... He said forget it, I'm not doing the show at 12:05. NBC went back and decided to sweeten the deal and they offered him 12:04.'" David Letterman