You wonder why listening to John Denver is a crime. I'll tell ya. Dude, in Wisconsin John Denver is considered a combination of Marvin Gaye, crack cocaine, and Led Zeppelin. People who listen to his music go crazy, start torching orthopedic shoe stores and firing handguns at golden retriever puppies. He's one poisonous, hard-rockin' blues magoo, although of course not in the same league as Bobby Goldsboro. Listening to Goldsboro here carries the death penalty.As well it should.
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