Monday, January 11, 2010

Woman Married To Fat, Emotionally Distant Vampire Escapes Into 'Twilight' Novels | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Woman Married To Fat, Emotionally Distant Vampire Escapes Into Twilight Novels

"The New Orleans resident said it's been ages since her husband, 834-year-old Andrei Pastor, bought her flowers, took her dancing, or appeared at her second-story window and charmed her into allowing him inside."

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