dont ever fly with kim kardashian - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Don't ever fly with Kim Kardashian, who will reveal the name of the air marshall

I may be a little naive about these things, but I've always found it safe to conclude that if somebody says, "I'm the secret air marshall," "I'm an undercover cop," or "I'm a secret agent", that they are not. If they were, you'd not know it. Either that or they are the world's worst at their profession. I'm thinking that a real air marshall would claim to be Harvey Dimwhistle, V.P. of Sales and Marketing for a start-up sausage company, Wally's Weiners out of Kansas City. "Put Wally's weiner in you."

Remember back in the 1950s when Joe McCarthy was looking for commie spies by questioning members of the American Communist Party? Same deal. Joe was right in that there were plenty of commie spies, to be sure, but they were posing as Rotarians and Republicans. They had no contact with members of the American Communist Party, who were a bunch of disenfranchised or idealistic goofballs. That's kinda how the entire concept of "spying" works. You'll really be ineffective if you go to a spy convention and wear a trenchcoat with a name tag that says "MY NAME IS: Vladimir," or if you carry a party card in your wallet that says "commie." That's a mystery that wouldn't even baffle Lt. Frank Drebin.