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What Tiger Woods would have said if he had told the truth | Cracked.com

"And I'm really, really good at it. I don't want to say I'm the best, just yet. A few people have been calling me 'the Tiger Woods of fucking,' and that might be a bit premature, but I don't think it's too far off, either. I certainly want to be the best, and I won't rest until I am, but for now I'm just a guy who really likes putting my dick in things. Any guy in the audience pretending he isn't the exact same way is a dirty, filthy liar.

And finally,

I am Tiger Woods

Seriously. Do you even get that? Tiger Fucking Woods"