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Late Night Political Jokes Updated

"Skiing, snowboarding, ice-skating ... These are not sports. They're vacation activities. I feel like I'm watching someone's home movies." Jimmy Kimmel

"They showed the biathlon today, a combination of cross-country skiing and shooting rifles, which is known to Sarah Palin as 'commuting.' " Jimmy Kimmel

"Today is the birthday of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. And a lot of people want to get the guy gifts. I have a suggestion. You can't go wrong with another pair of ladies' sunglasses." David Letterman