Other Crap

Ric Flair's wife arrested for beating the crap out of him - and there were no weapons involved!

Despite my self-ordination as a philosopher-prince, I won't ever be mistaken for Descartes. I'm more into the princely portion of my job - flogging peasants, eating lark's tongues, that sort of thing. When it comes to philosophy, I get lost after "I think, therefore ... "

???

Is the answer "profit"?

Despite my lack of credentials as a philosopher-logician, I believe this situation does work out as a classic syllogism, based on the most famous first principle espoused by that esteemed philosopher, the Nature Boy, to wit: "To be the man, you must beat the man."

• To be the man, you must beat the man.
  
• Mrs. Flair beat the man
  
• Therefore, she is the man.
  

Did I get that right?

Oh, I know domestic violence is not funny, even when a world-famous tough guy gets his ass kicked by a woman who weighs 120 pounds, so I only have more one word to say:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!