Other Crap

Kanamara Giant Pink Japanese Penis Festival

Can you believe another month has passed. There are only 34 more days (It's on April 4th this year.)

I heard a rumor than some other countries have gotten penis envy and are instituting Giant Penis Days of their own. I think most of them are rip-offs, like Giant Green Irish Penis Day, but I am considering attending Giant Brown Swiss Penis Day because the giant chocolate penis is going to come out of a cuckoo clock every hour.