"Here's the twist: We would play covers of the bands I mentioned but when it's time for the guitar solo, I will drop my pants. I have an urethral implant that I can set up to emit a small flame of natural gas and will light it on fire. For the duration of the guitar solo I will swing my cock around on fire. When I do it at the right speed it looks like a flaming pinwheel or Fourth of July sparkler. When my solo is over pants go back on."
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Looking to start band... with unique twist
Craigslist Vegas is not like your local Craigslist: Looking to start band... with unique twist
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